In this episode, we’re talking about two buzzworthy/hyped fall movies.
-Our enjoyment of Pitch Perfect was somewhat hampered by ill-applied (and, let’s face it, racist) tropes, but buoyed by Rebel Wilson
-You may be interested to know that Cynara thinks Step Up Revolution beats Pitch Perfect hands down (or, should we say, several bouncing cars down)
-A detour into the current trend in youth-oriented television and film program where everyone has to be super attractive, and even the Beast in the new Beauty and the Beast is less “Beast” and more “Moderately Handsome”
-At 34:00 we start talking about Looper, and we keep it spoiler-free with talk about the premise and also the use of prosthetics in the film to make Joseph Gordon-Levitt look more like Bruce Willis (or, should we say, Bruce Willi$)
-At 46:10 we start the spoiler section of the Looper discussion. If you haven’t seen the flick, shut it off then and come back later, at which point you’ll also be “treated” to a discussion at the end of “butt-chugging” and Jenny’s opinions about drinking age laws
End clip: Northwestern University’s all-male a cappella group Freshman Fifteen with their version of “The District Sleeps Alone Tonight” by the Postal Service
Link: Ten Mysteries in ‘Looper’ Explained by Director Rian Johnson at /Film
- Cynara reviews Celeste and Jesse Forever.
- The producers of Teen Wolf are holding an honest-to-God fanfic contest
- Could it be that YouTube comments not as uniformly bad as they used to be, at least when it comes to fanvids?
- Oh yeah, and then something called “Chavril” happened
- Jenny is very into American politics, and would very much like to own this mug
- Breaking News: Canadians are racist, too!
- Céline Dion did a bonkers photo shoot
- One time Enrico Colantoni (a.k.a. Keith Mars) played René Angelil in a TV movie. Since then he’s been on a show that a lot of people don’t know is actually Canadian (Flashpoint)
- Is Céline the Canadian analogue for Dolly Parton?
End song: “J’irai ou tu iras,” from Céline Dion’s album D’eux.
This episode would’ve been way more topical if Jenny had been more timely in posting it. OH WELL. What you get in this episode is some now outdated mid-Olympics talk, as well as our predictions on how Canadians will behave a weird competition reality show when Big Brother comes to Soviet Canuckistan.
Also: the TV ads that have been annoying us most lately.
Ugh, I was so slow getting this episode up. It would’ve been more timely if I hadn’t. On the plus side, maybe it’s given you, our audience, more time to actually check out the movies we’re talking about and not have to run screaming away from the prospect of G-string-related spoilers.
Magic Mike: Objectification creates box office bank! And a double standard regarding men and women entertainers with a history in sex work is revealed.
Moonrise Kingdom: Wes Anderson puts Orientalism aside and instead gives us the whimsy we fell in love with him for.
Brave: Pixar delivers a girl hero! A hero who’s also a princess! Some film critics have trouble parsing that (Cynara doesn’t, OF COURSE).
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World: Steve Carell and Kiera Knightley get apocalyptic.
Plus: Menswear-themed TV shows are a thing! What’s next? Shows called Double Breasted, or Cravats, or Tweed and Twill?
*It’s a Krishna Christmas! And it’s 1966, so that means that STAR TREK now exists!
*Lane’s having money problems, I don’t understand what they are and I don’t care to
*”The twist is that the Negron are white”
*Pete can’t drive stick (and yet he wishes Don would kiss him on the mouth)
*Uncle Roger wants to provide baby Kevin with more than just bicycles
*Epic fraternal goodness between Don and Joan (I actually typed “Doan” at first, sue me — or don’t, at least not with any model airplanes around)
*”Lakshmi” (or, as I like to think of her, “The Lovechild of Juliette Lewis and Cobie Smulders”) screws Harry, and then he returns the favour. But the question is, will Paul actually go west?
TUNE IN next week for the return of Trudy!
I know it’s been a tough few weeks for you, because every week you’ve been watching the new HBO dramedy series and Sex and the City heir-apparent Girls, watching the whitest of Brooklyn white girls frolic about with their straight, straight hair and tights and all the while you’ve been thinking, “WHAT DO CYNARA AND JENNY THINK OF THIS?” or, more likely, “CAN CYNARA EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW WITHOUT PIECES OF HER BRAIN MATTER ENDING UP SPLATTERED ON THE CHESTERFIELD?”
The wait is over. Listen to this episode and you will know our minds on the topic of Lena Dunham’s first televisual offering. And you might be SURPRISED. Just saying!
Because Cynara was good and watched, at Jenny’s behest, all three thus far aired Girls episodes, Jenny allowed her to discuss a kiddie flick an animated picture: The Pirates! Band of Misfits, which, she notes, is brought to us by Aardman Animations, the makers of Wallace and Gromit.
End music: Bea Arthur performing “Threepenny Opera/Pirate Jenny.”
*Don wants you kids to turn that music down!
*Rory Gilmore : prefers hobos!
*It is totally not fake whip cream you guise, it’s a non-dairy dessert topping that melts in your mouth. You can put it on ice cream and cake. JUST TRY IT. I MEAN TASTE IT. I MADE TWO.
*Cave people ate baked beans & so did Calamity Jane!
*Canadians are socialists!
*But that doesn’t mean we don’t have baseball!
*”Sooner or later your little girl will spread her legs and fly away!”
*Sally Draper a go-go makes Don say a no-no!
*Peggy’s mom recommends getting some pussy instead of shacking up with your boyfriend
*Glen is attending what appears to be a pants-optional trigonometry school
*Manhattan is “DIRTY”
All that and more on this week’s episode of Mad Men.
Now go on, Sally tell us about what happened!