We’re both under the weather, so we’re taking a brief hiatus to regenerate. We’ll return shortly with your regularly scheduled thought-provoking pop culture analysis and recommended dose of fatty bring-down.
In the meantime, I submit to you that Christina Hendricks in spectacles is nothing short of spectacular:
-Free-Range Kids: the origin and the controversy
-English kids’ “roaming” distance through the decades
-Personal anecdotes
-Jenny defends attachment parenting. And maybe family beds, too.
-Away We Go, wherein Maggie Gyllenhaal is too darn likeable
-Cynara HATES hugs; Jenny explains object permanence, for those of you who haven’t taken an intro psych course at some time in your life.
-What got us started on the topic of “Free-Range Kids”: Mila’s Daydreams and the obligatory accompanying backlash
-Lower infant mortality = higher rates of helicopter parenting? An hypothesis
-Obligatory Mad Men reference (NB: non-spoiler)
-Cynara’s teenage adventures at the infamous Portage Place
-Jenny discovers Wholphin
-Jenny enjoys “The Room Before and After” and explains it to you and Cynara. This is the James Franco part. (Correction: the issue discussed is actually Wholphin 8, not 6.)
-What is the deal with James Franco?
NOTE: A connection I didn’t notice at the time — Away We Go was written by Dave Eggers and Vendela Vida of McSweeney’s.
Links:
Why I Let My 9-Year-Old Ride the Subway Alone [NY Sun]
Lenore Skenazy’s Blog [Free-Range Kids]
How Children Lost the Right to Roam in Four Generations [Daily Mail]
Mila’s Daydreams [Blogspot.com]
Wholphin 8 [WholphinDVD.com]
End clip:
James Franco and Ronnie Marmo in the December 18, 2009 episode of General Hospital.
Just a note to let you know that episode 10 won’t happen until next weekend as we will be celebrating what is known colloquially as the “August Long Weekend,” a civic holiday for much of Canada that has no other purpose but to put a stat holiday in between Victoria Day and Labour Day. We don’t need a better reason. It’s summer in Canada, and it’s only two months long!
Stay tuned, because we’ll be back. In the meantime, we’ll be here:

And I’ll be wearing a two-piece bathing suit. Probably. \o/
It’s a very special day here at FOI because we have a guest contributor for the first time ever! Her name is Margarita and she is a huge Mad Men fan, so we invited her to chat with us on our special Mad Men episode on the occasion of the show returning for its fourth season with the the episode called “Public Relations.”
Margarita lives in San Francisco. You may know her from places such as the Fatshionista Livejournal community (where she is a founding moderator) or the premier Mad Men fansite Basket of Kisses, where she is a new contributor. She blogs about fatshion on Tumblr, as well.
Discussed:
-All the ways in which Peggy dominates in the episode
-All the ways in which Don is recumbent in this episode
-Disability gets a feature role, and we get to see the way our characters react in the context of the 1960s kyriarchy
-Call back to Jon Hamm’s second Saturday Night Live appearance and that hilarious “Hamm and Bublé” sketch, at which point Margarita informs us that Michael Bublé once appeared in yellowface in a movie. o_O
-Betty: everyone loves to hate her and some people just want her off the show. We consider that an unacceptable reaction
-Joan as Femme role model; our hopes for our Joanie, which include us wishing for her rapist husband to die a horrible death in Vietnam
-The race issue. Seriously, this show is all about white people, and we can’t rationalize that anymore
-Some tangents on the subect of True Blood (can that show pleeeease stop brutalizing Tara now? Like, right now?) and also Joss Whedon’s apparent reluctance to accept criticism from his fans
Links:
“Dear Drapers: A letter to ‘Mad Men’s’ first family from the Black maid” [TheLoop21.com]
The Michael Bublé movie in question, Totally Blonde (2001) [IMdb.com]
You can make Mad Men avatars just like ours! [MadMenYourself.com]
End music:
“Something’s Gotta Give” from Ella Fitzgerald’s 1964 release The Johnny Mercer Songbook.

It’s Mad Men day! That special day each year (well, at least each year since 2007) when the new season of the hit AMC period drama returns with a new season.
This is changing up our podcast schedule for this week, as we will be convening tomorrow night for a special all-Mad Men discussion with – WAIT FOR IT! – a special guest!
So keep an eye out in your feed reader for our post late Monday or early Tuesday.
It’s our very special bonus episode full of our SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER review of Inception.
-Does Inception pass the Bechdel test?
-Could Tom Hardy have been a woman?
-Are the highly structured dreams in the film realistic?
-Is Inception the new Matrix?
-Was Clementine Kruczynski an MPDG?
-A little excessive fangirling of Ellen Page and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
-JGL’s HitRECord.org
-And a bit on the topic of digital copyright (for some reason)
Music: “This is the Dream of Win and Regine” by Final Fantasy (or, as he’s now known, Owen Pallett)
-Double Rainbow: the video, the guy, the phenomenon. What does it mean? [Cynara's disclaimer: when she says "expressionism" she means "romanticism.]
-Work of Art: Cynara is caught up on the series, so we talk about it again. What kind of art does this show privelege? And also, have you noticed the show is obsessed with the attractiveness of the women participating in it?
-Inception: Part one of our review/discussion. What we talk about in this episode is relatively spoiler-free and focuses on general ideas and also the hotness of the cast (especially the obvious — Michael Caine). So unless you are a huge spoiler-phobe, you can listen to this episode without seeing the movie (provided you are planning on seeing the film at a later date).
Stay tuned for episode 8.5 where we will go all-out spoiler and geek on Inception. It’ll be posted tomorrow.
Links:
Yosemitebear Mountain Giant Double Rainbow 1-8-10 [YouTube]
Double Rainbow Store [CafePress]
End music: “DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG!!” by the Gregory Brothers.













